Enter the sacred paws of feline wisdom. Gospel of Cat is a tiny but mighty 8-page mini zine packed with the ancient teachings of our house-lion overlords. Inside, you’ll find the Four Cat Commandments, two deeply wise parables, and other essential feline scriptures passed down through generations of fluffy prophets.
Printed in one of many mystery colors, each mini zine feels like its own little relic from the Church of Eternal Cat. Perfect for altar spaces, litterbox-side reflection, or gifting to fellow believers in the power of whiskered enlightenment.
At just $3, it’s a tiny spiritual investment with enormous chaotic-good returns.
